the skinniest,skimpiest phone #CelcomBB9900 is up for grab at only RM1288! :0

the skinniest,skimpiest phone #CelcomBB9900 is up for grab at only RM1288! :0

Work hard on this gadget!

Deliver your work on time whilst keeping your social life. Why work hard earning big bucks if there’s no one to celebrate with at the end of the day, right?

Celcom’s introducing the LATEST BlackBerry Bold 9900! It is a bargain with packages starting at RM1,288! This thinnest BlackBerry includes the new OS 7, 5MP camera with 720p HD video recording. Its best feature? A full QWERTY keyboard as well as a touch screen display!

This is an offer too hard to resist!

Dread being called kakak, kak chik, or mrs when you're out and about? #OlayTotalEffects is sure to come to rescue! YAYY! *jumps arnd nekkid*

Dread being called kakak, kak chik, or mrs when you're out and about? #OlayTotalEffects is sure to come to rescue! YAYY! *jumps arnd nekkid*

SEXY NUFFNANG ANGEL!

i am so happy i made it to the Glitterati hall-of-fame. after all the toils and turmoils, i made it!. lol, no, what actually happen less in a week. so proud of myself for keep typing out my thoughts and opinions out and for being hardworking in hijacking my cameras and phone cameras to create a post. its so fucking hard. NOT. come join me, and put ourselves literally in the inter webs. :D

On the side note, i am also part of DIGI angels community! glad to be one of those kewl kid now. *flips hair like crazy*

ITS A MAD MAD WORLD!

w/ the recent Taiwan sweets frenziness #ZenQ #MilkADeal offered rock bottom prices food for the sweet-suckers. <3

im so getting a sugary-gasm looking at their store. seriously, with prices that low, youre so uncool not going there! :P

Sweet tooth darlings, this is for you.

MAD Deal of the Day: RM10 instead of RM18.30 for 3 Traditional Handmade Desserts at ZenQ Desserts, Sunway Pyramid. HALAL.

Everyone is going after Taiwan traditional desserts!!

So here's a deal that'll help lighten your pockets. Share this delicious sweet treats with your friends as this deal comes in 3!

I just took ChurpChurp How Malaysian Are You Quiz and I'm 90% Malaysian! Take the quiz to see How Malaysian Are You.

I just took ChurpChurp How Malaysian Are You Quiz and I'm 90% Malaysian! Take the quiz to see How Malaysian Are You.

Yeah right. i should have gotten a perfect score. i mis-clicked it!this is all my fat fingers fault! *stomps feet!*

beat me if you can! :P

TUTORIAL : HOW TO DRESS UP AS GADDAFI FOR HALLOWEEN

if you think that you can stomach stale bread. think again...

you can stomach that?your mum must be proud of you. Lets move on to level 2,

You really are something. To be honest, i honestly think that he looks like Lionel Richie being gaga-fied. One of my friend posted his picture in twitter, and i thought it was the real lionel at first (if its not for that 'turban/loincloth/adult diapers/whatever it is'  on his head). 

Well, i am not alone.at least there is people in the same parallel universe, sharing the same eccentric eyeballs as mine (though im not proud of it)..

this is copied and pasted(unabashedly) from www.nj.com ---->

'Jersey Shore' on Jay Leno quiz bowl: Muammar Gaddafi = Lionel Richie; Cheney almost shot Bush over turkey

 By Vicki Hyman/The Star-Ledger 
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MTVMike "The Situation" Sorrentino turned out to the brains of "Jersey Shore," capturing the win in Jay Leno's "Battle of Celebrity All-Stars: Jersey Shore edition."

The "Jersey Shore" crew's domination of pop culture continues apace with an appearance byMike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Pauly Delvecchio on "Jay Leno" to compete in Leno's celebrity quiz bowl.

It came as no surprise to me that The Situation is the brains of the bunch. I mean, he came up with that nickname. He managed to score points by correctly identifying Joe Biden, Thomas Edison, and Pope Benedict XVI. "I'm going with five," he tells Leno." Bzzzz. "Seven." Bzzzz. "Nine?" Bzzz. "You're serious? Thirteen?" Bzzzz. "Get outta here."

Snooki couldn't identify Marconi, say where the United Nations was headquartered (but when given a couple of hints, offered up Albany), and thinks Dick Cheney almost shot Bush during that fateful quail hunt. Presented with a photo the Supreme Court justices, Pauly D mused that they had to be "big-time" because "they got nice shoes."

They all failed miserably on the New Jersey questions (including knowing who Ol' Blue Eyes was), which should come as no surprise BECAUSE NONE OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY FROM NEW JERSEY(though Mike did go to high school in Manasquan, so go Jersey public education).

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Yeah. i know rightttt.i dont know if you watch the show, but im not a fan of Jersey Shore. this is not even considered as my trashy guilty pleasure. now you know my weakness. i am sure you are planning of torturing me by locking me in a room with a big screen that airs Jersey Shore marathon. But, i like them personally. yes, you can roll your eyes all you want . they are human beings too (aside from that fake tanned..or STER*cough*OIDS..just sayin'). and they have that self-realisation to make self as tv and entertainment industry - friendly by being beefcakes and being an as*hole.

On the other hand, back to the one hand, your ultimate african grandeur,and hero of the year,(yes, i know your weakness) HIM, the man of the year. Hell hag cries, its time, its tiiiime (in a high pitched voice)! 

this is him before plastic surgery

by this time, the surgeon prolly had giving him flyers on rhinoplasty and chicken neck

     

By this time, that plastic surgeon sure is laughing his way to the bank

Im not gonna report on the Sub-Saharan issue or whatever it is that happening there. its too cliche and unfashionable (actually i dont want my house to be terrorized by random guerrila ala Counter Strike game). my point of the day is, Muammar Gaddafi has the uncanny resemblance of Lionel Richie. 

On the side note, i want to dress up as Gaddafi this Halloween. Dibs!!! 

TUTORIAL : HOW TO DRESS UP AS GADDAFI FOR HALLOWEEN

STEP 1. WEAR CHEESY OR CORNY OUTFIT. the trick is, pick any sleeping robe from your mum's wardrobe. it's vintage season now.  

or if you 're game enough, try to pull the look like this kid

STEP 2. WEAR YOUR BLING- BLING. The trick is to make yourself look like not yourself. you might wanna shower and scrub yourself with glitters. Trick : remember to put extra on the greasy part of your body -at the back of your ears,behind the knees and your sweaty,hairy armpits  

STEP 3. EAT ALL YOUR EXPIRED PRESCRIPTION, MEDICINE AND VIAGRA.  (OPTIONAL: detergent / your pee )In order to achieve that 'stiff-i-have-no-emotion-whatsoever-visage', you now have to up the game. beat all those roofied neighborhood hooligans.

STEP 4. DO NoT EXPRESS ANY EMOTION.i have to admit. this is hard. harder than that Angry Bird game. you have to raise the bar by doing extra research to google his expression in court. imitate it and practice in front of the mirror for optimum result. 

STEP 5. PRACTICE MORE.practice makes perfect.

STEP 6. WEAR DIAPERS OR GRANNY PANTIES ON YOUR HEAD (optional : adult diapers / banana leaves ). easy. wear any of your old frayed panties collection(to maximize the result, use the unwashed ones).The nastier, the better since you have more room for air ventilation to halt the production of dandruff on your scalp. i know you have that fetish of sniffin good old pair of panties.you, yes, YOU. all you need to do is, wrap your head with it. Trick : it must be done with love . stick bobby pins if necessary

nah, i know you want more option





pick any color of your choice. you might wanna wear all to achieve that 'colour-blocking' look.

this is hazard to the society. United Nations Peacekeeper might intervene.

STEP 7. SCARE ALL KIDS IN SIGHT.

Thats it for today. i are ze sleepeh and are ze zombified. MUST SLEEP.see you on Halloween. :D

NEWS ALERT!

i found a very disturbing news while gallivanting through Yahoo News lately. Do you know the blonde cheerleader girl from Glee? yes, her. lookile belowww----->

'Glee' star latest fashion victim in offensive shoot. Black and blue is not the new black.

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Photo of Glee's Heather Morris by Tyler Shields

What is it about bruises that fashion photographers find so sexy? The latest attempt to court controversy comes from photographer Tyler Shields and his subject, Glee actress Heather Morris. In a series of art-directed shots on his website, Morris poses with a painted-on black eye and a clothing iron, in a whimsical 1950's dress.

 "Even Barbie gets bruises," writes Shields on his blog, where he's hawking 100 limited edition prints from the shoot.

More shocking than the photos' light-hearted depiction of domestic violence, is the de ja vu factor. Haven't we seen this before, like, a lot? Only a few weeks ago, we were talking about a Salon ad with a photo of a bruised model. And before that, a handful of high fashion campaigns featuring women being beaten, bruised,and impaled. Domestic violence, it seems, has become the surefire way to get your fashion spread to stand out.

"In no way were we promoting domestic violence," Shields tells E! News. "We wanted to do a bruised-up Barbie shoot and that's exactly what we did!"

In other words, no! but also yes. Isn't turning a young actress into a doll enough of a talker without also beating her up? At this point, it's not even worth a debate to add more fuel to the fire. What needs to happen is an internal snub from the fashion industry to assert that that kind of attention-baiting is unacceptable. It's become an industry-standard publicity measure, and one that wouldn't fly in any other field. Fashion thrives on controversy, but abuse against women isn't even controversial, it's just off limits.

Moral compass rule: You just shouldn't use deeply painful subjects like violence, abuse, or slavery (ahem,Vogue Italia)  to sell your surface, expensive product. If that doesn't work, make-up artists, designers, photographers, and ad execs should consider this: bruises, burns, and scrapes don't make people want to buy things.

Here's a look at Tyler' Shields' bruised "Barbie" photos of Morris:

Closeup of Heather Morris with a painted-on black eye

Morris takes a drink from the curious prop.

Morris poses on an ironing board, with the painted-on black eye

----hurm what do i think?its not a big deal.it happens all the time..make up gone wrong is everywhere (myself included). i  mean America's Next Top Model sure had had more provocative shots. ,you should have seen my lecturer. they much more amazing and dramatic eye make up that looks like theyve been batterred by all the WWE people simultaneously (sorry teacer, your make-up is tnat bad!).

what do you think? (tho i find the makeup as puurreeety :D)