i am a lazy jerk, but i know youre a bummer too.join my community #ChurpChurp! and be kewl! *flips hair* :D
Saturday, 3 September 2011
Now you can earn rewards by sharing through facebook and twitter with #ChurpChurp! How cool is that?
Now you can earn rewards by sharing through facebook and twitter with #ChurpChurp! How cool is that?
CAMWHORE SLUT BARES IT ALL!
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| Bar Rafeali |
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| Candice Swapoenel |
there you have it . the Fitspiration for the day. pictures that will keep the girls to be inspired and the guys to be, urrm, entertained.because...im going to give you areal sore for your eyeballs..apparently, there is still junk in the phone.so,brace yourself for camwhoring moments part2.warning: some are old photos.some are new ones.im lazy to arrange it.digesting it would be a pizza situation. IF YOU HAVE PHOTO EPILEPSY, STOP READING RIGHT AWAY.HANDS OFF YOUR GODDAM MOUSE.I HAZ EYEZ. 0 .o
(VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVICE)
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| Borneo Paradise - doing charity work at that time *pats self at the back* |
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| Santa Claus is coming,hide the porns! |
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| Sentosa Island |
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| Holy Grail of Macarons |
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| i.want.i.ze.ce. |
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| spore |
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| still Spore.. |
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| Spore.again. |
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| Bambangan..if you dont know this, well, you ,are not Sabahanlah kan?. |
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| decorated the bamboo tree to fit the Chinese New Year mood |
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| me trying an outfit. i was slightly chubbier at that time.lol |
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| doing nails with the girls |
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| mine was deep burgundy red |
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| friend's represented the Cold War. Ash Black |
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| god, i so want it right now.. |
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| this was spotted when we went to San Fransisco last time |
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| <3 |
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| Now you know im a starbucks fan through and through |
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| silly girlfriends |
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| Bubble Tea at San Fransisco!tickles the chineseness in me :) |
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| Goddamit |
Skinny Dipping with Sssnake
look at this sexy news (copied from Daily Express) down below---->
Python scare in clubs' swimming pool
Published on: Friday, September 02, 2011 |
Kuala Lumpur: A four-metre-long python wallowing at the bottom of a swimming pool in a private club sent bathers running, a report and staff at the club said Thursday.
A woman who dived into the pool spotted the enormous snake resting under a steel ladder on Tuesday.
Eight other people, including children, were swimming in the pool at the club in Seremban town, some 60 kilometres (37 miles) from the capital Kuala Lumpur, when the alarm was raised, it said.
The club's management called the fire department, which removed the python. No one was injured.
A fire department spokesman as saying the snake may have slipped into the pool from nearby bushes to cool itself, as the weather was hot.
Pythons are common in tropical Malaysia, but attacks on humans are rare.
It was not immediately clear what type of python was in the swimming pool, but the reticulated python can grow to more than eight metres in length.
The fire department was not immediately able to comment.
A club official confirmed the snake was safely removed.
----> lolol.. that was funny. NOT. now, you might wanna think twice before you unravel that turban and dismantling those itsy bitsy bikinis. you dont wanna get fucking down and dirty with a fucking phyton.unless youre Steve Irwin(that badass) or Charlie Sheen (that moron) .
Barbie Hsu Carnivorousness Issues
Do you really think we can get prettier by consuming placenta? i mean placenta is literally everywhere. Here in Malaysia,from Watson to Guardian, the racks are pretty much stacked with sheep placenta, and God know what else.and recently, i came across this article about Barbie Hsu, which i Copy and Pasted from sg.entertainment.yahoo,com
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Barbie Hsu denies eating placenta
By Lester Gan Wai Lun | Yahoo! Newsroom – Wed, Aug 31, 2011 4:29 AM SGT- Barbie Hsu denies eating placenta
31 Aug - Recently, Taiwanese actress Barbie Hsu passed out while having dinner with her friends, and she posted on her blog saying it was a "life and death" event. Many speculated on the actress' fainting spells and some even claimed that Barbie was actually poisoned because she has been consuming placenta supplements, according to the Xin MSN website.
It was reported that Barbie was actually poisoned after consuming placenta. Both she and her hubby Wang Xiaofei strongly denied these rumours.
Barbie expressed, "Rumours should not be counted as a report. How can you call yourselves members of the media if you cannot understand that? No! No! No! [We] must respect others and our own occupations."
"The rumour has caused serious damage to Barbie's personal reputation. She has been a vegetarian for 14 years. She does not even consume any shrimp skin or chicken soup, and occasionally drinks soybean milk and milk; we have never expected to hear such shocking reports," Xiaofei added.
"I am prepared to sue them, (they are) too dirty, too outrageous! I will pursue this matter till the end," said Barbie's mother, who then added that she has discussed the matter with lawyers and is prepared to make necessary charges.
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So, in case you didn't recognise her, here is some of her profile look, she's very pretty
she was well known back then as 'San Zhaii' her character in Meteor Garden alongside with Jerry Yan. And she was real huge during my school years.
According to WNCNews, she married her millionaire boyfriend, Wang Xiao Fei ,on November 2010, after two months of courtship.
even during my school years, we have some serious addiction on wanting to become her because she's all pretty and well, she's surrounded by 4 boys in F4.
i would love to give it a try (only if im featured on Ellen De Generes Show , or Fear Factor).
Friday, 2 September 2011
Sexy White Bitches and Kinky Catt
Before I went heavy, I would like to point out that this is my opinion before I went to sleep after drinking 3 cups of coffee. I might be high and my opinion might change tomorrow (FYI, my opinion changes on a daily basis).
2. White Random Dog at park
4. Friend's awesum White Dog
4. Neighbor's White Dog
DISSAPOINTED??hahahha..i know you are expecting this one..
or with this one...
Hope you'll have a nice weekend, selamat hari raya!Happy Eid Mubarak. <3
Lets have a warm-up session, by bragging white Dogs/ Bitches that i deemed as cuteee (in a high pitched voice).
The nominees of white bitches of the year go to ....!!*drum rolls*
1. White Family Pet-Dog (Deceased) R.I.P
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| yep, he's looking at that moolah there |
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| oh wait, not this one..... |
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| this one.. |
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| look at that side profile, dayymmn |
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| that is not contact lenses, that is farreal |
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| mugshot |
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| no really, she looks better in real life, tis is very unphotogenic. |
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| Bar Rafeali |
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| Nicole Scherzinger |
But, come on;this is real life. you cannot have too much of a good thing (though i secretly wish i have their bodies)XDDD
Now, here are the rants. Proceed reading at your own risk.
Let me knock a little bit of sense in your head, on why dogs are better companion than girls (before you embark on that relationship).
1. Dogs are straightforward.
· On the one hand, girls play the “catch me if you can” games. They like to push your button.
· On the other hand, dogs / bitches barks and bites if they dislike you. Totally In-Yo-Face kinda style.
2. Dogs are furry.
- · Furry animals are huggable. Cuddly and cute. Kawaii stuff will eventually trigger your hormonal balance in check.
- · Furry girls are not fuckable. its ugly-fugly.They are lazy bastards who don’t trim their bodily or facial hairs in tip-top condition. Or maybe they haven’t undergone evolution yet (ape-like ancestors). Thats what Darwin says.
3. Dogs don’t wear make-up.
- · They “are amazing just the way they are “ (Mars B. , 2010). They go to parks, take a leak or poop and you’ll still love them. We even pick up the poo with our very hands. Some even create arts by excreting stools that are indescribable, artistic and unique. Harmless, soft and hard around the edges, it’s unexpected. Just like a box of imported chocolate. (Elaborating on dog’s poop will require a museum critic with a fine arts and designing PHD certificates )
- · Girls on the other hand, have to wash up, douche- up, lather, shave, trim , and God knows what else (I’d rather elaborate on dog’s poop) to go buy Ais Kacang or simply to buy newspaper. Sometimes, I, *cough*,THEY get infection from using China made /cheap / rancid (cheapskates)products.
Boys, I am not saying that you shouldn’t date. Hell, I am a girl too. I am not disparaging or degrading my own sex. If you can handle all of the above you can date Oprah, the janitors, or Donald Trump for all I care. But please, do not take advantage on us like you do to your dog
- We girls have feelings. Your dog will still sniff your ass after you stepped on their hind legs or yell at them “sit”, “bite that dork”, or etc., but don’t you ever-ever, step on our head, or raise your voice at us.
- We deserve treatment the way you treat your mum, please.
Not being biased or anything, but I mean, I am a girl too. I just want to point out the fact that why do we girls try hard to impress by using all methods possible to impress. Do you know that your girlfriend might’ve struggle for 2 hours to put her corset on? do you know that we are not born with fairness and silky smooth skin with no hairs attach? We do all the groundwork for it. Come on. Raise the eyebrows a bit, comment or praise a bit. At least show a little emotion. Please appreciate us the way we are, and we might express our gratitude by giving you extra yumminess on tonight’s food or becoming extra BADASS on the bed. Who knows?
PHEWWWW.Sorry, blame the coffee intake. let me straighten things out again.
1. I am a straight girl.
2. some of the statement above are extracted from my past experiences and from what my guy friends told me.
3. it is only a figment of my opinion. DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. there is no need for you to flip out like a maddawg.
Therefore, as an act of apology, ill share you photos of SEXY CATT- my pet cat.
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| they look just the same |
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| oooo... |
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| the name is Mickey |
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| he do this ALL the time. |
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| in his dream-la-la-land |
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| and this is our pet cat when i was in Standard 4 to Form 5.(GOD.i miss him) |
i miss him because he had the same gaze as.....
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| Johnny Depp.oM NOM NOMS |
i know right.......
Hope you'll have a nice weekend, selamat hari raya!Happy Eid Mubarak. <3
CHINESE HARRY POTTER!
im cleaning the memory and junk stuff in my phone, so you'll probably gonna see random post and photos with no connection at all whatsoever.but if you wanna see HARRY POTTER from the Asian Counterpart, you'll have to wait...and scroll down with your fat fingers a bit...
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| murder scene |
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| Gender Equality |
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| Chili's molten chocolate cake FTW |
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| dinner at i Dragon |
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| Drunkards galore |
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| Taiwan IRON EGG!! |
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| Korean restaurant side dishes |
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| Thats after gangbanging the food. |
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| forgot where the heck this is taken |
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| huge lunchboxes portion |
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| picturesque much |
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| FACT: Ox tongue gyutan taste just fine. |
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| this is O . P. I. limited edition Pirates Of The Caribbean manicure. :) |
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| this is under RM 24 :serves breakfast, lunch and dinner |
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| this is my bubur kacang! OM NOM NOMMS |
we are getting closer to Chinese Harry Potter here...
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| Green Tea Fraps with shitloads of creams! |
BRACE YOURSELF.......
TADA!!!!!
the uncanny resemblance makes me chuckle and makes me wanna twitpic it..no im not that evil yet..i just blog it mah.. :P i wonder WTF is Harry Potter doing in Starbucks (alone).then i remember that he went to Hogwarts (apparition / classic broomstick)
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| Chinese Harry Potter |
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