This things might be small in size, but in retrospective (in shots or memorial photogs), this will only highlights your fugliness. yes. you are right. i am talking about that problem. that FUCKING CELLULITE. hate that. so much. yes, you might have the bod, but that itty bitty, teeny weenie problem will give you tons of problems(esp if you are crazy frantics like me who like to use bikini photos as profile picture.hell,the tendency of people adding or chatted you up will increased 394% more if you look like a whore).
but the question is , can creams and magic pants cure all the cellulite? first let me pasted stuff that i found on the net -->
Can magic pants REALLY banish cellulite?
PUBLISHED: 08:20 GMT, 23 July 2012 | UPDATED: 09:55 GMT, 23 July 2012
Just call them super-Spanx.
The latest shapewear from Playtex not only promises to clinch you in and smooth you out, but its makers claim it will zap your cellulite and make you drop a dress size, too.
The latest shapewear from Playtex not only promises to clinch you in and smooth you out, but its makers claim it will zap your cellulite and make you drop a dress size, too
Objective 1 Size Down pants contain mysterious-sounding 'acti-mineral ceramic crystals', which are woven into the fabric and apparently improve microciculation by giving your thighs and bottom a continuous massage as you walk around.
But do these new wonder pants work? Could I drop a dress size by wearing them every day for a month?
For a start, these are no ordinary knickers to look at or wear. They certainly make their presence felt.
In fact, once I’ve managed to squeeze into the opaque skin-coloured pants — they go from your waist to mid-thigh, almost cutting off circulation — I feel like I’m wearing a girdle or other such instrument of undergarment torture.
Even if I could reach for the biscuit tin, I wouldn’t dare as I’m convinced flab will suddenly pop out of the top or bottom.
Plus, on day one, when I get undressed, my other half looks at me in genuine horror and gasps: ‘What the heck are you wearing?’
This is going to be a tough month. I admit I have never craved a comfy M&S brief more. Of course, it’s not the first time women have suffered for the sake of vanity. When it comes to cellulite, there are few lengths we’re not prepared to go to in order to combat the dreaded orangepeel effect.
Objective 1 Size Down pants cost £38, which seems a small price to pay for dimple-free thighs and a svelte waist. But having to wear them for 28 days (this is how long the makers claim it takes to notice the effects) means quite a few pairs are required. Luckily, their mighty flab-holding power withstands the rigours of the washing machine.
Kim Kardashian is a fan of waist clinching spanx
So are they worth the pain? Well, after 28 days of constant use, I have shed a thrilling 2in off my waist and lost 5lb — without hitting the gym once.
I don’t care whether it was thanks to those magic crystals or the fact I didn’t dare look at a biscuit — either way it worked. So my other half will just have to get used to big pants.
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but then as far as i concerned, being mere mortals, we all have cellulite. Your butt must me gravity to not have any cellulite on your thighs. just now,in the real world situation, as i was accompanying my friend to the Post Office, i saw a beautiful lady wearing a super short denim shorts and yes the cellulite makes me feel grateful to have my stumpy legs. my stumpy legs may have been ugly but i dont have black cellulite at the back of my knees. no im she's chinese, fair and all, but her cellulite is black in colour making it more evident.seriously, that 'black cellulite' scene appalled me so much.
but then what to do. being a frumpy frugal bitch, i dont have the money to but any elastic pants that will squeeze the fuck out from my arse or any magical cream that will suck out any imperfect genes out of my derriere. This is me.
By the by, talking about being normal, look at this star that makes us all the same as women.
The Brazilian model, Alessandro Ambrosio was wearing a multi-coloured bikini top that poked through the black shirt that tied at the waist, while her teeny Daisy Duke cut-offs showed off her famous pins.Besides her mothering duties, the model has been on a rigorous yoga regime to get her figure back after giving birth to little Noah on May 7th.
Although she's almost there, in today's tummy bearing outfit, she showed her waist was still an inch or two over her goal measurements. Alessandra recently said she was determined to be back to her tiny 34-25-34 size, as she prepares for the launch of the Victoria's Secret store in London later this month.
---> yes, i may not have million bucks to hire a personal trainer or to pay up a nutritionist, but hey, i have Mr Google with me ;D
