that itty bitty huagge problem.

This things might be small in size, but in retrospective (in shots or memorial photogs), this will only highlights your fugliness. yes. you are right. i am talking about that problem. that FUCKING CELLULITE. hate that. so much. yes, you might have the bod, but that itty bitty, teeny weenie problem will give you tons of problems(esp if you are crazy frantics like me who like to use bikini photos as profile picture.hell,the tendency of people adding or chatted you up will increased 394% more if you look like a whore).


but the question is , can creams and magic pants cure all the cellulite? first let me pasted stuff that i found on the net -->

Can magic pants REALLY banish cellulite?

By MARINA GASK

PUBLISHED: 08:20 GMT, 23 July 2012 | UPDATED: 09:55 GMT, 23 July 2012

Just call them super-Spanx.

The latest shapewear from Playtex not only promises to clinch you in and smooth you out, but its makers claim it will zap your cellulite and make you drop a dress size, too.

The latest shapewear from Playtex not only promises to clinch you in and smooth you out, but its makers claim it will zap your cellulite and make you drop a dress size, too

Objective 1 Size Down pants contain mysterious-sounding 'acti-mineral ceramic crystals', which are woven into the fabric and apparently improve microciculation by giving your thighs and bottom a continuous massage as you walk around. 

But do these new wonder pants work? Could I drop a dress size by wearing them every day for a month?

For a start, these are no ordinary knickers to look at or wear. They certainly make their presence felt.

In fact, once I’ve managed to squeeze into the opaque skin-coloured pants — they go from your waist to mid-thigh, almost cutting off circulation — I feel like I’m wearing a girdle or other such instrument of undergarment torture.

Even if I could reach for the biscuit tin, I wouldn’t dare as I’m convinced flab will suddenly pop out of the top or bottom.

Plus, on day one, when I get undressed, my other half looks at me in genuine horror and gasps: ‘What the heck are you wearing?’

This is going to be a tough month. I admit I have never craved a comfy M&S brief more. Of course, it’s not the first time women have suffered for the sake of vanity. When it comes to cellulite, there are few lengths we’re not prepared to go to in order to combat the dreaded orangepeel effect.

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Objective 1 Size Down pants cost £38, which seems a small price to pay for dimple-free thighs and a svelte waist. But having to wear them for 28 days (this is how long the makers claim it takes to notice the effects) means quite a few pairs are required. Luckily, their mighty flab-holding power withstands the rigours of the washing machine.

Kim Kardashian is a fan of waist clinching spanx

So are they worth the pain? Well, after 28 days of constant use, I have shed a thrilling 2in off my waist and lost 5lb — without hitting the gym once.

I don’t care whether it was thanks to those magic crystals or the fact I didn’t dare look at a biscuit — either way it worked. So my other half will just have to get used to big pants. 

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but then as far as i concerned, being mere mortals, we all have cellulite. Your butt must me gravity to not have any cellulite on your thighs. just now,in the real world situation, as i was accompanying my friend to the Post Office, i saw a beautiful lady wearing a super short denim shorts and yes the cellulite makes me feel grateful to have my stumpy legs. my stumpy legs may have been ugly but i dont have black cellulite at the back of my knees. no im she's chinese, fair and all, but her cellulite is black in colour making it more evident.seriously, that 'black cellulite' scene appalled me so much.


but then what to do. being a frumpy frugal bitch, i dont have the money to but any elastic pants that will squeeze the fuck out from my arse or any magical cream that will suck out any imperfect genes out of my derriere. This is me. 


By the by, talking about being normal, look at this star that makes us all the same as women.


  


The Brazilian model, Alessandro Ambrosio was wearing a multi-coloured bikini top that poked through the black shirt that tied at the waist, while her teeny Daisy Duke cut-offs showed off her famous pins.Besides her mothering duties, the model has been on a rigorous yoga regime to get her figure back after giving birth to little Noah on May 7th. 

Although she's almost there, in today's tummy bearing outfit, she showed her waist was still an inch or two over her goal measurements. Alessandra recently said she was determined to be back to her tiny 34-25-34 size, as she prepares for the launch of the Victoria's Secret store in London later this month.

---> yes, i may not have million bucks to hire a personal trainer or to pay up a nutritionist, but hey, i have Mr Google with me ;D

Lets get skinny. (The healthy way)

okay, so im back from my outdoor running. only 3.7 KM today because i had had a heavy lunch this afternoon and it feels a little heavier down there. like something about to stick out out of your butt. im sweaty, my underwear is wet and i haven't showered yet. Still, i want to at least contribute to the society by making the world a better place to live in.

Let me share some fitspiration photos for you to ogle at.


1. Kim Kardashian

- For that ass, i will do whatever it takes. lunges, zumba, soldier push ups, boot camps, bikram yoga. all on the same day. not.

                 What i like about her is that she has curve unlike other typical Hollywood girls.

Real women have curves. eat and enjoy life.

Women with curves, looks healthy, fertile, and ready to sire children. No, im not joking, this is based on some serious research conducted by some serious intellects.

2. Madonna

Look at her. Being 50-ish, yet still be able to wear inner wear as an outer wear? Challenge accepted.

Yeah, i know. Ive criticised her biceps a lot. but seriously, i wont to at lest develop some muscle tissues too. not the Hulk kind, but at least fit. not saggy like i have now. ARF.

This is embarrassing, but i listen to her tracks every now and then when im running. At least i have earphone. So, nobody needs to know this dirty little secret. Hehe.

Look at those pins and guns. Definitely can kill. M-A-D-, Maddona, Y-O-U, you Wanna?

3. David Beckham

He is a dad, yet he still maintain the figure. Guys, even though you're married, at least make a little effort to make yourself looks desirable. We've even waxed and make sammiches for you. at least do abs crunches or clean the lawn or something.

4. Taylor Lautner

No. I am not a Twilight - er fanatics. But i am a fan of his abs. I would like to spread a little love on that. like Nutella...and you can imagine what would i do to that.

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D.U.H.

yes, admit it. even if she has a psoriasis up her humid armpits or squirrel AIDS oozing out from her bushy vajahjay, you still cannot get enough of the drama-esque Kim Kardashian.Blame Channel E , Google , and the society for feeding us with pics and follow-up from her wedding with Kris Humpries. After all, your eyeball need a rest after watching too much of London Riots and Gaddafi on the news. 


PRENUPTIAL.according to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prenuptial_agreement , prenuptial agreement,antenuptial agreement, orpremarital agreement, commonly abbreviated toprenup or prenupt, is acontract entered into prior tomarriage, civil union or any other agreement prior to the main agreement by the people intending to marry or contract with each other. The content of a prenuptial agreement can vary widely, but commonly includes provisions for division of property and spousal support in the event of divorceor breakup of marriage. They may also include terms for the forfeiture of assets as a result of divorce on the grounds of adultery; further conditions of guardianship may be included as well.


hmm... in a nutshell, only rich people do it.






Following excerpts are copied from LA times ----->




Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries have signed a much-discussed prenuptial agreement, it was revealed Wednesday in what might have been the day's largest bit of predictable breaking news.

The newlyweds, who tied the knot in Montecito on Saturday before friends, family and the cameras of E!, have agreed to protect their mutual assets against the seriously microscopic chance of divorce.

What's at stake? Kardashian's $35-million personal fortune, up against Humphries' NBA payday of $8 million to $16 million, according to THR.

The pair would be wise to protect their individual assets. If he continues to succeed in the NBA, Humphries would only see his salary climb, and Kardashian really knows how to make bucks on deals selling, um, the Kardashians. Of which there are many. Some of which can go awry. So this keeps him out of her business.

As a married woman, however, Kim will have to learn how to share -- something clearly not happening until after her People magazine cover. The bride is featured solo on the magazine, which reportedly spent $2.5 million for exclusive rights to the extravagant wedding pictures. It's almost unheard of that any celeb-wedding cover wouldn't also feature the groom.

Momager Kris Jenner, who ain't no fool when it comes to handling Kim's saturated image, has been here before with prenups.

Kim's sister Khloe wed Lamar Odom after the two were engaged for approximately the length of a "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" commercial break. That deal protected Odom's $33-million Lakers contract, but allowed Mrs. Odom access to a Lamar-funded joint account that pays all their expenses, plus an "annual lump sum" of her own.

So childish to call that an allowance.

----->Do you really think they'll last? my brother gave them 2 and a half years after a thoughtful consideration.

you should totally follow the LA times for more gossips 

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so, to prenup or not to prenup. if you have salary up to RM 5000 monthly (or if your name rings with the Gates or Trump) , you should have your lawyer examine it before signing for one.  However, we Asians regards the constitution of marriage highly and usually do not take action with anything that has to do with legal papers , judiciary, and going to and fro to court. i dont know about that since im happily single and NOT a reality star. 

I like being the society....you know, watching the marriages and the divorces of Hollywood people.. lets just sit back and enjoy the show. <3