Hey you, i like you. i really do. i just want to prevent you from morphing into one gargantuan twat and remain normal human being forever.Hence, im proudly present:-
11 BIGGEST GYM FAUX PAS TO CURB
1. Hugging the cardio machine.
American-wise, i heard you called it as elliptical. Over here it's called treadmill. But then again, my point is, it's a fucking treadmill; where are you running off to? Australia?2. Leaving things sweaty.
Touching equipment covered in someone else's sweat is icky and gross. I am seriously considering scooping all your puddle of sweat and send it to North African countries. One less water irrigation or water stricken problem solved.
3. Gossiping by the water cooler.
If you need to chit-chat, take it elsewhere. you're only blocking our access to the very much needed H20. You're not gonna spend your dime to buy me a coffin if i die out of dehydration.4. Yapping on your mobile.
We don't need to hear about how much you fucking hate your job; we're trying to relieve our own stress as well!5. Flirting with the trainers.
You're at the gym to work out, not to get laid. Focus. GEt in the zone, you want to be healthy, fit and sweaty. Besides, bear in mind, no matter how good looking or how pert his/ her butt, they're fucking paid to lure you to renew your gym membership there.6. Staring and judging.
You're not Jesus to judge me. Hate it when you give that 'undressing' look. You're not even going to gym to scout or find any possible suitors. Fucking hate that profiling look bitches. Even overweight people need to start somewhere to stop ogling; it's plain rude.
7, Prancing around in short shorts.
Yes, you've got a killer body, but we don't need to see your you-know-what! Stop wearing gym clothes that is see through too. Do you still remember the 'muscle model/replica' that we seen in our science lab back then? your clothes is so sheer, i can see every single types of muscle dangling, flexing and constrict when you move. like a Boa snake. Very unnecessary. 8. Smelling rancid.
A swipe of deodorant goes a long way, trust me. Your body odour reflects what you eat. And from your stench, i could tell you have Devil chicken curry and very strong black Coffee, without sugar, yesterday.9. Breathing heavily during yoga.
Yes, it's called a downward dog, but there is no need to pant like one. The gym is a public place. Stop acting like a porn star.10. Scattering equipment around.
I really,really, really hate this one. We're not your maid so clean up after yourself; it's common courtesy.
11. Letting your friends in for free
Utter nonsense, and you really need to stop!with that, i rest my case. oh, and i love you. XoXo.
