10 people that i would Phuck in my free time

youre reading it right.spam bot does not hack my blog. I am not promoting sexual promiscuity or indulging in some sorts of tantric sex behaviours, this is me trying to put my self out there, saying that i do not want to commit in any relationship (ATM), by listing the People that I would Fuck.literally. Jenna's video is actually the reason why i  brainstormed this idea (also when i get strange texts from estranged strangers) .i like it when my phone beeps. but not ALL THE TIME. Hello, get a life you freakos. So many questions arises ;

1. Why would you wanna ask me out?

2. Where did you get my number? 

3. Why do you need your mobile phone as a medium? (if youre interested in sammich making, ask me straight on dickhead.)

4. Stupid, why would you wanna do that?

5. Are you on illegal substance?

6. Fuck you! (oh wait, tis is not a Question)

I am amused by the sudden attention and i appreciate it, but seriously i know who you are.YES, YOU. So many reasons arises;

1. I want to study.

2. You need to study too.

3. I am fucking picky 

4. You are younger than me 

5. Because you embarked on your dick move texted me all time (Learn the word NO, mofos)

i hate people whos afraid of REJECTION. whats the worst thing that could happen? its not the zombie apocalypse or the end of the world. its just me saying no. 

enough ramblings, NOMINEES OF PEOPLE THAT I WOULD FUCK;

1.  THE STROKES

classic men with a classic shot

Yes, i want to fuck all of them. maybe they'll create a new song for me. Goddamit. i would enter the billboard. 

2. RIHANNA

gams

Yes. i would like to fuck the shit out of her by teaching her Tae Kwan Do. Why didn't you retaliate when Chris Brown hit the shit out of you? oh and i used a software to morph our face together. so our future daughter would eventually looked like this;

Purretty. She should be the face of Revlon

i mean, her nude photo shows it all.

3. RAY WILLIAM JOHNSON ( Equals Three)

i like dwarf 

i'd like to create a fucking mess  out of my favourite You Tuber hair. i dont know whether he's single or taken.so,maybe i wanna ask "Ray William Johnson are you single?". go subscribed his channel,you'll be amazed that his hair is never out of place.

4. TIGER WOOD

Oh, look at him, he's adorable..

But not after i fuck the shit out of his face

A DOZEN.YES, A FRIGGIN DOZEN MISTRESSES ( or more, we wouldn't know). 

1. He must've had some lethal weapon under his pants. and he's not afraid to use it. 

2. He is so good in playing balls he's gonna test his ballgame in bed.

This one is extra special. i might wanna add some action to our fucking session. i want to kick his ass so hard he'd get a diarrhea and broccoli sprouted from his ass. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR WIFE?

5. CHEWBACCA

God. look at that charming hairy beast

i get so turned on by looking at those hairs cos i so wanna Fucking French Braid him. i can do braids with him all night long.And our future baby would look something like this;

i will look at this picture whenever i want to get helluva good orgasm

6. KIM KARDASHIAN

nice shoes

Truth is, i dont care about this woman. the only thing i care is about is her ass. 

and, at another sight, 

holiday long before their wedding

her family should be grateful for her ASSet which brings in money for the household. Her ass is the breadwinner of he family. and im grateful to have her, cause she reminds me that it is ok to  be fat and tubby here and there.  

8. ELMO ( Sesame Street )

OH MY FUCKING GAD. HE'S NOT WEARING PANTS

this guy is not wearing pants. reason why i want to fuck him so bad is , look at Nominees no.5 's reason.

9. ARSENE WENGER

it's not ok. You lose 8 -2 recently. THA FARKK?

i wanna fucking teach him how to coach Arsenal better after that humiliating 8- 2 defeat to Manchester United. Transfer Window is closing and as far as i know, Arsenal is getting 4 new players (German Per Mertesacker, Brazilian Andre Santos, Spanish Mikel Arteta, South Korean Park Chu Young). Sorry but i think i want to give a little rant on this matter so that i can get my inner peace. Skip reading if you dont want to. 

I actually think that Arteta will be a great signing, he shines for a team in which he'll get far less touches of the ball than he will at Arsenal, and I think he will really thrive.

I still can't understand Wenger's thing about only playing what he believes a player is worth. Surely a player is worth what the market is willing to pay for him. His valuations seem to be basted on 10 year old prices.Worrying about the signing of Gary Cahill for the sake of £5mil more or whatever they wanted is just not worth it. So you pay £12mil for a player who only has a year left on his contract, he'd almost certainly turn into an asset worth double that... maybe helping you to trophies along the way. When you add that to the whole thing of refusing to up their price by £2mil for Phil Jones last Jan and you've got to wonder what's going on.


I still think Wenger is an outstanding manager, but the board need to get hold of a list of the players he wants and make it happen!

Phew, Now i can sleep.oh wait, the last person that makes it to the list is ;

10. MY - FUTURE - HUSBAND 

my husband wont be spotted with that classic hairstyle. Hopefully

When you are married..oh God, i dont wanna talk about this boudoir matter anymore. makes me sick to the pit. Who knows, i might not get married at all,. or maybe ill pursue my dreams to be a nun.a nun who can do ninja moves.

So, basically, thats the list of people that i will literally fuck. Once again, i remind you, i am a straight woman and i dont like to play frills and games or  whatever you call it. if you like me, tell me face-to-face. and please accept the NO. youre not gonna die, theres plenty of sharks and jellyfishes in the water, im just one of the amoebas.