Beautylicious: Sexy White Bitches and Kinky Catt

Before I went heavy, I would like to point out that this is my opinion before I went to sleep after drinking 3 cups of coffee. I might be high and my opinion might change tomorrow (FYI, my opinion changes on a daily basis).

Lets have a warm-up session, by bragging white Dogs/ Bitches that i deemed as cuteee (in a high pitched voice).

The nominees of white bitches of the year go to ....!!*drum rolls*

1. White Family Pet-Dog (Deceased) R.I.P

yep, he's looking at that moolah there

2. White Random Dog at park

oh wait, not this one.....

this one..

look at that side profile, dayymmn

4. Friend's awesum White Dog

that is not contact lenses, that is farreal

mugshot

4. Neighbor's White Dog

no really, she looks better in real life, tis is very unphotogenic.

DISSAPOINTED??hahahha..i know you are expecting this one..

Bar Rafeali

or with this one...

Nicole Scherzinger

But, come on;this is real life. you cannot have too much of a good thing (though i secretly wish i have their bodies)XDDD

Now, here are the rants. Proceed reading at your own risk.

Let me knock a little bit of sense in your head, on why dogs are better companion than girls (before you embark on that relationship).

1. Dogs are straightforward.

· On the one hand, girls play the “catch me if you can” games. They like to push your button.

· On the other hand, dogs / bitches barks and bites if they dislike you. Totally In-Yo-Face kinda style.

2. Dogs are furry.

· Furry animals are huggable. Cuddly and cute. Kawaii stuff will eventually trigger your hormonal balance in check.
· Furry girls are not fuckable. its ugly-fugly.They are lazy bastards who don’t trim their bodily or facial hairs in tip-top condition. Or maybe they haven’t undergone evolution yet (ape-like ancestors). Thats what Darwin says.

3. Dogs don’t wear make-up.

· They “are amazing just the way they are “ (Mars B. , 2010). They go to parks, take a leak or poop and you’ll still love them. We even pick up the poo with our very hands. Some even create arts by excreting stools that are indescribable, artistic and unique. Harmless, soft and hard around the edges, it’s unexpected. Just like a box of imported chocolate. (Elaborating on dog’s poop will require a museum critic with a fine arts and designing PHD certificates )
· Girls on the other hand, have to wash up, douche- up, lather, shave, trim , and God knows what else (I’d rather elaborate on dog’s poop) to go buy Ais Kacang or simply to buy newspaper. Sometimes, I, *cough*,THEY get infection from using China made /cheap / rancid (cheapskates)products.

Boys, I am not saying that you shouldn’t date. Hell, I am a girl too. I am not disparaging or degrading my own sex. If you can handle all of the above you can date Oprah, the janitors, or Donald Trump for all I care. But please, do not take advantage on us like you do to your dog

You do not hold the right to touch us the way you touch your bitch. Be it Bullmastiff, Pomeranian, or bulldog, you touch your bitches literally everywhere, but we girls are Homo sapiens. That is all.
We girls have feelings. Your dog will still sniff your ass after you stepped on their hind legs or yell at them “sit”, “bite that dork”, or etc., but don’t you ever-ever, step on our head, or raise your voice at us.
We deserve treatment the way you treat your mum, please.

Not being biased or anything, but I mean, I am a girl too. I just want to point out the fact that why do we girls try hard to impress by using all methods possible to impress. Do you know that your girlfriend might’ve struggle for 2 hours to put her corset on? do you know that we are not born with fairness and silky smooth skin with no hairs attach? We do all the groundwork for it. Come on. Raise the eyebrows a bit, comment or praise a bit. At least show a little emotion. Please appreciate us the way we are, and we might express our gratitude by giving you extra yumminess on tonight’s food or becoming extra BADASS on the bed. Who knows?

PHEWWWW.Sorry, blame the coffee intake. let me straighten things out again.

1. I am a straight girl.

2. some of the statement above are extracted from my past experiences and from what my guy friends told me.

3. it is only a figment of my opinion. DO NOT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY. there is no need for you to flip out like a maddawg.

Therefore, as an act of apology, ill share you photos of SEXY CATT- my pet cat.