since i am not in love (yet) currently, i am sane enough to tell you what category a person is in their love life by my stooopied experience, and mostly by watching all the soapy,minty dramas reenact by my roomies, like, almost everyday. how can you not produce at least one deduction when all you can listen almost most of the time is your roomies calling/arguing on where they are going to have dinner / cooing / travelling their daily sexcapades together, blah, blah,blah. seriously, i hope they'll stop with their daily camaraderie and marry some random taliban or be a nun.
I'd came out with the Phases of Love/ Amor/ Ai / Sarang / Cinta deductions. ---->
Phase 1: hot crush : when all you do is gushing on how handsome or pretty the person is and fantasizing on how others will look on while you cling onto him/her.
Phase 2. hot crush pt.2 : when you can do is dream on how you’ll hold his/her hand and kiss his/her lips
and if you manage to get his or her number,then congrats,you are on a quest for Phase 3!
Phase 3. hot friend : dont act like you dont know how this will work out. any skinship (rub by accidents) will do you goooood.
and if you manage to get his or her number,then congrats,you are on a quest for Phase 3!
Phase 3. hot friend : dont act like you dont know how this will work out. any skinship (rub by accidents) will do you goooood.
Phase 4. hot friend pt. 2 : you like to confide with him or her on anything and you dont mind and actually kneeling to pray that he/she will actually take it to a further new level other than lame bestfriend. at this point you’ll annoy those around you since all you do is mentioning his name over and over again in every sentence thatll come out of your mouth.
what?you manage to enter Phase 4?good luck.
Phase 5. hot date : youre basically dating. and you love the looks on others which bore the how-i-wish-i-can-date-your-date look and youre cuddly on your new peeve @ trophy.
what?you manage to enter Phase 4?good luck.
Phase 5. hot date : youre basically dating. and you love the looks on others which bore the how-i-wish-i-can-date-your-date look and youre cuddly on your new peeve @ trophy.
Phase 6. hot Bhut Jolokia : wha?you have got yourself another Siamese twin. youre inseparable. whatever comes out of his/her mouth is fancy,adorable,gushy-mushy,lovely and flawless.
Phase 7. hot Bhut Jolokia pt. 2 : since youre both attached…well,youre both ATTACHED.physically and mentally.you’ll kissed when nobody or everyone is around,and you finished his or her sentence at the speed of light.
Phase 8. hot Bhut Jolokia pt. 3 : the setting of this scene is mainly in bed. *scenes deleted*
*Phase 8 will actually determine and decide whether you’ll survive the next 25,40,or 87 years ahead with a bang(proceed with Phase 9) or with a goo(withdrawing from any phase at ALL COST).*
Phase 9.
*Phase 8 will actually determine and decide whether you’ll survive the next 25,40,or 87 years ahead with a bang(proceed with Phase 9) or with a goo(withdrawing from any phase at ALL COST).*
Phase 9.
a) hot mess: you figured out that youre nothing but just a confused creature in a confused relationship. the flames gone out and youre on the prowl to look for other flame somewhere else (being single or looking for other flames). this will eventually lead to a bad,BAD break-up. even if you ended up being friends, you cant help but try to ignore him/her as good as you can.*it is advisable to block him on facebook in order to prevent any facebook stalking*. your choice of song will be heavily based on those of im-getting-rid-of-any-bad-break-up-sentiments-tingling-in-my-body.(ex: think of Fall Out Boy’s,Rihanna’s or any rock number that hails singleton as priority). your choice of clothes will be mostly black in colour and your hair is in a (what else do you expect?braids) MESS. basically youre in a deep shit.in the end you’ll get better but itll take times dear.
b) hot eternal flame: youre both suited each other. just like yin and yang. be it rough or smooth roads, you’ll both be traveling on the same page. the happy-ending page. troubles,toils and turmoils do come, but you know that in the end you are nothing without the significant other.
p/s- terms and condition may vary.this is just a mere thought from my tiny brain deduced from my minuscule experiences.please,please,oh,please do not sue this potty mouth of mine.
b) hot eternal flame: youre both suited each other. just like yin and yang. be it rough or smooth roads, you’ll both be traveling on the same page. the happy-ending page. troubles,toils and turmoils do come, but you know that in the end you are nothing without the significant other.
p/s- terms and condition may vary.this is just a mere thought from my tiny brain deduced from my minuscule experiences.please,please,oh,please do not sue this potty mouth of mine.
