friend and i come up with a serious and smartass discussion to while drinking at a mamak stall recently. i mean dont we all add label to people?we were bitching on his boyfriend at that time.so.findings were bit biased.lol .but when labels such as 'hunk' , 'babe' or 'rat' just dont quite accurately describe him, use this shorthand guide to modern them.
--- > MILF (MAN I"D LOVE TO FLOSS) category
1. PG (Probably Gay)
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this is a living proof |
if he's handsome, clever, funny, single and utterly uninterested in you, he gets a PG rating. Yes, politically incorrect. And no, it's never 100 percent accurate. of course, it's not fair, but eggs must be preserved.
2. SIS (Stud In Spandex)
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oh boi |
a gym predator who peacocks in front of the full length mirror, the SIS only pauses to run his eyes over you as you hoist those three-pound weights. he's got the body of a god and the mind of a sea sponge. his interest lies in swapping sweat, not knowledge. and my goodness, he has dubious taste in gymwear.
3. PUP (Pick Up Potential)
A PUP is anyone you deem worthy of your attention. For example, you see a PUP on the running machine at the gym and you consider asking him out for a post-workout fruit juice.
4. IBM ( Ideal Breeding Material)
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M(man)ILF material |
as soon as you clap eyes on an IBM , you start calculating your possible genetic combinations, and then start visualising what your child would look like if he was your father.
5. BOOR (Babe Out Of Reach)
The average looking man who gently wipes the ketchup off his young child's clothes becomes a BOOR - instantly sexy because, sadlly, he's not available.
6. OOTL (One Of the Lads)
When it's just you and him in the dimly lit Italian restaurant, he is a joy to be with. Sadly though, this is a rare occurence. Why? because he spends 99.9 percent of his time boozing and marauding with the boys and when they get the beers down, they turn into complete hooligans. You soon realise that, were you to marry, they'd join you on the honeymoon.
that is all for the time being. further research is being done.result may vary.